10. Has iPod pacemaker that keeps his heart beating to Aerosmith.
9. Enjoys reading his grandson excerpts from shady defense contracts.
8. First vice president since Mondale to take a leak in the Rose Garden.
7. Not sure if this is significant but he was the last to see Don Knotts alive.
6. Has a daily 5 o’clock meeting with advisors Jim Beam and Jack Daniel’s.
5. In 1994, underwent a failed sneer-reduction procedure.
4. The second the cameras are off, so are his pants.
3. His undisclosed location is a Hooters in San Antonio.
2. Loves the elderly — well, shooting at them.
1. His approval rating is now lower than his number of heart attacks.